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Thursday, August 30th by Will

The page they call the SpeedCon2 page - 2:05 PM

Yes, it's up finally. Sorry for the delay. Anyway here it is. That is all. Demos will be entered into the system shortly.

Wednesday, August 29th by Morfans

CZG lunacy continues - 9:29 AM

We've received another good amount of demos for the two new maps. Let's start with people's efforts on czgtoxic.

Did you enjoy those? Well just you wait until you see what people have done on czg_moon.

Next we have the pleasure of three very good demos from my favourite player, Mads-Peter Stubgaard. He managed to improve three, yes three of his old demos.

The final set of demos for this update comes courtesy of my favourite coop duo, Jozsef and Amrik, who took time out from fighting over the CZG levels to do the Nightmare Run of gibplex in 0:25. (0:27) Same route as the Easy Run Joszef did with Jonny last week except this time Amrik got to be his biatch.

That's all from me for now. I'm off to work. Don't forget to get your RotW entries in as the deadline is approaching fast. You can even name them correctly now that Thomas has FINALLY given you the format. ;-P

Tuesday, August 28th (2nd update) by Stubby

/me slaps myself for being dumb - 3:40 PM

I totally forgot to mention the naming convention for rotw contest 5.
Demos should be submitted in this format: c5_eh_thomas (easy 100%) and c5_nh_thomas (nightmare 100%).

Tuesday, August 28th by Stubby

Filling the tables - 3:11 AM

Moonshot demos: Biotoxin demos: I know this update is a bit short of words, but that's mostly due to my limited free-time at the moment. I'll let the demos speak for themselves instead :)

Monday, August 27th (2nd update) by Morfans

Jonny helps Jozsef lose his virginity - 1:50 AM

We have a fine crop of demos for you tonight. But first I'd like to extend my heartfelt thanks to my friend and fellow updater Mr Stubgaard for his kind words in the previous update. I would, however, like to point out that everybody knows the only thing he can "slap" is himself. :-)

On with the update...

Amrik Kochhar never ceases to amaze himself with his Beyond Belief demos. :-)

In case you were wondering about the title of this update, I was refering to Jozsef's coop demo virginity. He teamed up with Jonny to do his first ever 2 player run. They did the easy run of the gibplex in 0:24. (0:26) This is an awesome demonstration of what coop play is all about. Jonny stands there and does nothing except kill a couple of zombies to pass the time while Jozsef exploits the fact he has teamplay 1 and grenades himself all over the map.

Next up we have a real treat from veteran runner Will Marsh. He's done a very impressive Marathon Nightmare Run through the whole of Quake in 23:53, totally destroying Justin's run by 152 seconds. This is a real heart stopper. As he got further and further through I found myself thinking "Surely he's not going to try and..." but he kept on doing very cool tricks all the way through. The whole effect was only slightly spoilt when he screwed up the easy gren jump on E1M4. :-P

Finally, just because nobody else could be bothered to do it I've done a table filler for the Nightmare 100% on rpgsp1. I did it in the chicken-chokingly fast time of 6:35.

Monday, August 27th by Stubby

Wow, finally they got their fingers out their ass and added those two maps! - 12:26 AM

Both maps are by the genius himself also known as CZG. He made both maps for the 2nd 100 brush contest, that means they are fairly small and 'easy' to complete, but they are great fun nevertheless.

Morfy will do the demo update later, so stay tuned for that one, and if Richard is being a jerk or gives any of you guys a hard time, just tell me and I'll slap that bitch a few times! :)

Friday, August 24th (3rd update) by Morfans

*YAWN* - 11:07 AM

*tsch* I am so sick and tired of doing these updates. It seems to be all I ever do these days. Oh well, on with the demos I suppose. ;-)

First up we have three very good demos from Daniel Lindberg. Daniel seems to be on a roll at the moment, and he's decided to improve all the records made by.... Daniel Lindberg.

Secondly, Basil de Vries has improved his previous appalling Nightmare 100% of coagula3 by 45 seconds to get 3:40. He used the cool trick he found to get to the top level and this time cleared up in a much more organised manner. Okay Basil, in your best Isaac Hayes voice... "Ohhhhhh who's the weapon, that's a death machine with all the monsters?...."

Amrik Kochhar continues his assault on the Beyond Belief records. This time he has improved Robert's Nightmare Run of bbelief3 by one second to get 0:55.

Last but definitely not least, Aleksander Osipov has bitch-slapped DanielH's Easy 100% of rpgsp1. He managed to shave 16 seconds off it to get a time of 2:20. In his .txt Alex calls the map "Penis Demonstration", which I'm guessing is some kind of Finnish civil protest. :-)

That's all for now. But before I go I'd like to thank Stubby for his introduction below, and Nolan for giving me the chance to do these updates. I will almost certainly let you down, but I will be incredibly sorry when I do!

Friday, August 24th (2nd update) by Morfans

Heeeeeeerrrreee's Morfy! - 2:11 AM

Well folks. SDA has got itself a new updater. That means all your fine demos get to be posted and (if necessary) reviewed/criticised by me. Now, for those that don't know me, I'm basically a Nightmare 100% speed runner, and not a particularly good one at that. But I've watched pretty much every demo that's been posted since 1998, so I know quality when I see it and I know rubbish when I see it, and I'll be more than happy to tell you that you suck. :-)

So it's with no small sense of annoyance that the first demo I've got to post is perhaps the best demo I have ever seen. Daniel Lindberg has done the Easy 100% of e2m4 in 1:21, 14 seconds faster than Carl's demo. A very pure piece of speed running indeed.

Stay tuned for all the remaining demos and also two new very cool maps. :-)

Friday, August 24th by Stubby

This is serious shit... - 2:00 AM

*ATTENTION* We've 'hired' a new updater for SDA! Some of you might know him as the oldest speedrunner in town, some of you might know him by the nick of Morfans, whilst some of you might know him as the guy who likes to rip off turkey heads!....Everybody please welcome *drum roll* Richard 'morfans' Skidmore *drum roll fades out*
Hopefully this will give us more interaction on SDA, and it will certainly give me more free time to own the remaining id NH records :P

On another note, I was the lucky one who visited SDA as #250.000, but irony has it that, just when I was about to take a screenshot my computer crashed big time!! Ok, I'll admit that I hit the reload button a 'few' times, but I'm pretty convinced others did that too, right? :)

*Spoiler* Richard will make an appearance on SDA soon and he has a big surprise for everyone *Spoiler*

Saturday, August 18th (2nd update) by Stubby

Ziggurat Gravito - 11:03 AM

Run Of The Whenever contest #5 is up. This time we bring you through the 'joys' of E1M8 (Ziggurat Vertigo). Most of you probably remember this as the most annoying map in Quake because of the gravity. Well, this time we give you the chance to do both the Easy 100% and Nightmare 100% for this map with normal gravity!!! There will be a maximum of 40 championship points, 20 for each discipline and as a bonus, this version of the map will also get added to SDA's archives after the contest has ended. So if you've always dreamed of having an id record here's your chance to get one fair and square. But of course you won't get it without a fight as you have to do it faster than everybody else, so I expect the competition to be hard and merciless. Once again I made this contest run for 14 days because of the diffculty of the contest! So grab your rocket launcher and gib those pissy monsters to hell without having to worry about flying halfway through the map before landing, just to find out a Shambler has sneaked up behind you, ready to rape your sorry ass.
Send all contest demos to stubgaard.

Saturday, August 18th by Nolan and Stubby

Let's be brutally honest! - 1:47 AM

This should be fun... Proofread your damn text files!

P.S. New RotW and new maps will be added soon.

Tuesday, August 14th by Stubby

Bon Appétit - 2:08 PM

Single player demos: Coop demos: Will sent word that he's working on the SpeedCon2k1 site and it should be up soon. As one of the exclusive few I've been given a chance to see the demos and it's well worth waiting for. So have a little more patience and you'll be rewarded with a huge variety of mad-coops, some secret projects and a hilarious deathmatch mod....oh and not to mention all the drunken SpeedCon pics :)

People have been wondering where to get the template for the player profiles....you can grab the template here.

The cheated site has been updated once again with alot of 100% goodies. Go take a look.

Friday, August 10th (2nd update) by Stubby

While we wait for those SpeedCon demos..... - 8:12 PM

First up we have three demos on the "penis" map: Next up we have two demos on coagula3: And now it's time for the rest of the single player demos: And finally we have all the coop demos:

There's four new player profiles up, including Jonny/Amrik/Carl-Johan/FredrikEc.

The info page has been updated with a little info about me written by Mr.Skidmore :)

The Quake done Quick site has been updated with a version of Q2dQ2 for Mac Users.

Friday, August 10th by Nolan

Hey look, it's a giant penis! - 5:07 AM

Yes, I freely admit that I'm a lazy bum. But I'm also just plain not spending as much time in front of my computer as I used to.

Anyway, I couldn't resist adding this map: rpgsp1 - Penile Devastation by R.P.G.

Good old [Mr] Shambler did the easy run of it in a nice time of 0:48, when he reviewed it on his site.

Enjoy ;-)

Wednesday, August 8th by Stubby

Nolan is lazy... - 6:05 PM

...and why you ask? Because he haven't added the map which he was supposed to several days ago! :P

Saturday, August 4th by Stubby

Coagula madness! - 3:58 PM

Coagula3 demos: The rest of the demos:

Thursday, August 2nd (2nd update) by Jesse

The end of an era - 2:11 PM

It's over, it's done, and as far as I can tell, the people who attended SC2K1 had a great time, at least they seemed to be getting less and less coherent on ICQ throughout the week :) I just got a note from Ingmar, here's the last words of SC2K1:
Today was the last day of SpeedCon 2K+1, which means return to dimension real life for everyone of us :/ Ilkka and Alex were the first ones to leave in the early morning, followed by a totally wasted Will, and me (Ingmar) beeing the very last one, since I missed my first train :P

Demos will be posted soon (I guess), and except for a last Nightmare 100% through Marlos's devastated house, there's nothing left to do except... getting a bed and some SLEEP (and no more pizzas, please ;)

Thursday, August 2nd by Stubby

Entertainment Weekly - 2:55 AM

Here's yer weekly dose of demos fo' all yo' fellas and gals....

Tuesday, July 31st (2nd update) by Stubby

Contest 4 results are up! - 8:24 PM

Mr.Horvath does it again! He managed to snatch the victory from Jozsef who placed second and is only 3 championship points behind Peter now, and Daniel isn't far away from the championship title either.... Head one over to the Run Of The Whenever page and download the demos. Check out the champion-ladder here.

Tuesday, July 31st by Nolan

A note about coagula3 - 7:15 AM

Stubby may have done the cheap runs in coagula3 in 4 seconds, but we're doing "long way" runs on it like on a few other maps. A demo was already sent for it but we hadn't realized something about the map and therefore it wasn't quite what we were looking for. Basically we want you to go all the way up to the top level, push the three buttons that lower the barrier to the last button, push it, and then exit. Pretend that you cant access the platform with the exit-opening button on it until you push other three... basically like it was intended. Enjoy!

BTW dont look for me this Wednesday through Friday... I won't be around.

Monday, July 30th by Stubby

Coagula3 - 8:02 PM

We have a brand new map for ya! Coagula3 by Tim Elek has been added to the tables. Grab the map here and get running...

Thursday, July 26th (2nd update) by Stubby

Yo! - 4:30 PM

While we wait for those drunken SpeedCon pics, we'll keep you entertained with some demos.

Single player demos:

Coop demos:

Thursday, July 26th by The SpeedCon Massive

I just love that track! - 2:18 AM

Woohoo, SpeedCon 2 is well underway, and despite a few er, "teething problems" with the computers we're having a good time. We spent the afternoon footbagging, relaxing in Fab's pool and watching violent films (like the video from last year FAB recorded :P - ingmar).

Look out for a few awful pictures coming in soon :) Hope we get these small technical issues fixed 2morrow.

Btw: Justin you would have liked Marlo's and FAB's friends for some obvious reasons =)

Tuesday, July 24th by Nolan

A note about Quake exe files - 6:00 AM

I said it once on the news here, but it never managed to make its way anywhere else on the page (added to FAQ now), and of course it long scrolled off into the oldnews. Please *do not* use any Quake exe files that were built from the released source code. That is, use *only* exe files supplied by id software. I have evidence that some of the user made exe files do some meddling with how time in the game works. Some of them give you an extra 0.015 seconds or so at the start. Now you're going to think "big fucking deal, wtf is that?" and to that I say that I dont know what else these exes are doing. Maybe they're letting you see through walls to find monsters, or speeding your bunnies up. *I dont know*... and i'm not accusing anyone of cheating in this way... I just need to try to make sure it never happens.

I wanted to make a quake exe for windows/linux/mac for speedrunning that I would force people to use, but I never had the time or the will to actually do it. If somebody wants to volunteer to do something like that (with my supervision) then please do! :-) Until then I just have to emphasize that I dont want people using modified exe files!

Feel free to bitch at me about this, but it won't change my view. Having a site where players compete for records requires rules, and somebody has to do the best he can to enforce them.

Monday, July 23rd by Will

It's that time of year again - 6:49 PM

Which can only mean one thing...Speedcon! Yes, a second Speedcon meeting has just started. Ilkka and Alex are arriving as I speak at Marlo's house in Germany where it is being held this year. I'm off tomorrow morning, and will be arriving about the same time as Stefan and Fab. Ingmar is making an appearance too. It's a slightly lower rollcall than last year's, with a few unfortunate last minute drop outs, but we'll be doing our best to bring you lots of Mad Coops, lots of drunken speedrunners, a new project or two, and maybe even a little extra. See you guys on the 2nd of August, and look out for the SC2 page when it's up!

Friday, July 20th by Stubby

What's that noise? - 4:18 PM

It's the noise of monsters being gibbed at the cheated site. This time we have a whooping Nightmare 100% coop through e4m3 in 1:45 using the newly discovered Lightning-Gun trick!!. Valeriy Burmistrov did his first cheated demos on the End map, while Jonny Andersson did some tablefillers.

The QuakeExpo site is up and running in high gear.

Also check out Shambler's rant about Quake 1 single player.

Wednesday, July 18th by Nolan

What's that sound? - 7:28 AM

It's the sound of me feeling guilty about not doing a demo-update since April 27th... sorry Stubby :P The only coop demo this time is a 3-player easy 100% by ex-retired Carl Tholin, Jonny Andersson and Fredrik Eckers. They improved the old American trio's EH3 on e2m1 by three seconds to get 0:40.

Monday, July 16th by Stubby

Pick 'em Up - 8:38 PM

Run Of The Whenever contest #4 is up!!! The goal is to pick up all the items on DM6 in the fastest time possible. You need to get this progs to get it to work properly (DON'T use the normal QdQstats progs!). Be sure to read the rules here. There will be a maximum of 20 championship points this time around, as there's only one discipline in this contest. I made this contest run for 14 days as some people didn't think a week was enough, and now that most people have vacation and all that kinda sh*t.....send all contest demos to stubgaard.

Deadline is July 30th CET

Saturday, July 14th by Stubby

Wazzzup! - 1:07 AM

Single player demos: Coop demos: Marathon demos:

Thursday, July 12th by Stubby

Do you feel cheated? - 4:43 PM

The cheated site has been updated once again with lotsa 100% goodies. There's also two naked runs (one includes a never before seen fish squish trick!!!), and the first cheated coop for your viewing pleasure....

Wednesday, July 11th by Stubby

Contest 3 results are up! - 2:17 AM

OMG! Mr.Horvath managed to snatch the victory in both disciplines, but Jozsef kept playing until the very last minutes of the deadline in which he sent a demo only 0.002 seconds slower than Peter's run!!! It was only a matter of ONE friggin' frame that parted 1st and 2nd place!!!.

Check out the results and download the entries here, and check out the championship ladder here.

I really hope the next RotW will get as much attention as this one. I loved watching all the demos and it's great with such good competition.
Keep up the good work guys, and be sure to send in those demos even though you think they look like crap!!

Sunday, July 8th by Stubby

Dem-O-Rama - 10:54 PM

Easy demos: Nightmare demos: Coop demos: Marathon demos:

Saturday, July 7th by Stubby

Miscellaneous topics - 8:01 PM

RotW is going great at the moment, the competition has heated up and all the entries looks good.
Just a little note: Name your demos in this format: c3_thomas, c3_100_thomas, and of course replace my name with your own :)
And remember that Deadline is July 10th CET.

There's quite a few new profiles up. So put on some easy listening music and warm some tea while you read these...

The Dzip page has been updated with a new version of Dzip which brings it up to v2.6. Go get it now.

And finally the Faq has been updated as well with a new section about a certain console trick which you're _not_ allowed to use!!

Tuesday, July 3rd (2nd update) by Stubby

Championships - 5:35 PM

I'm proud to announce the first Championships on SDA ever. The RotW contests will go on as normal, just with the slight difference that you can earn championship points as well.
The new Run Of The Whenever is on a map done by Speedy. You can either do it as a Run, or as a 100%. A max of 20 championship points will be given for each discipline (you get 20 points for 1st, 19 for 2nd etc. down to 1 for 20th), so you better polish your speedrunning skillz as the competition will be hard and mean!
Note: Great vengeance and fury will be struck upon those who cheat!! Now you're warned!

Tuesday, July 3rd by Stubby

Stop bugging me.... - 3:11 PM

....about updating SDA. GameSpy has been fucked and I've had work to do, unlike some people who do nothing all day but pick their nose and complain about updates! As a little teaser for what is going to happen with RotW in the future, you can take a look at this page to get an idea of what it's all about.

Saturday, June 30th by Stubby

Alcohol increases your ability to drive.... - 7:42 PM

The new RotW contest will be posted very soon...Stay tuned!

Thursday, June 28th (2nd update) by Stubby

Buttload of demos! - 6:33 PM

Easy demos: Nightmare demos: Coop demos: Marathon demos:

Thursday, June 28th by Nolan

A 2nd map... - 6:33 AM

It's a slow trickle of maps...cuz I'm still too lazy to post more than that at once. The newest map to be added to the glorious tables of SDA is czg100b - Rabbit in my Deadlight by CZG, of course.

To start things off I did the nightmare 100% in a lousy time of 2:18. Somebody beat it, please!

Special notice to the staff of PlanetQuake who made SDA the Site of the Day today. That's the 5th time in 3 years :-)